Susan B. Cummin Race For The Beer charity event

Dear Hashers,
As many of you know, this Sunday the 28th is the first Susan B. CumminRace For The Beer charity event! We are excited to be supporting thisevent for our friend Susan who recently lost her battle against soberlegs.
A lot of hashers probably don't know much sober legs, but it hasbecome more prevalent in our society along with metrosexuals,especially as people get into their thirties and forties, get married,or have children. Sometimes people go running without beer, and that'sperfectly fine once in a while, but for some it becomes habit, andthen those people are lost forever.
My co-hare and I realized that we as a hash should be taking steps toprevent sober legs, so we decided that a hash was the best way toraise money and awareness! We're proud to support this cause, and wehope you will be, too!
If you do raise any money for this great cause, you can give it toeither of the hares in unmarked white envelopes. We will do our bestto make sure that our legs are sober as little as possible. You canraise money until the end of the month, but don't delay sendinganything you've raised, because our needy hares are always thirsty!!!
The event officially starts at 2 PM at Giant Ankle's house, located at144 Lloyd Ave in Edgewood. Registration is at the house from 2 PMuntil about 2:30 or so. HOWEVER, for those of you attending the beerfest at the Sharp Edge, please feel free to join us in progress, sincethe hash will last well into the night!!!
We hope to see lots of hashers at this fun event. Have a GREAT TIMEwhile helping a GREAT CAUSE...and support your fellow hashers!
Hugs,
Giant Crock O'Shit
Well yinz half minds, a bizarre trail was missed tonight. 7 & 1/2 miles, onebeer stop and two drink stops; really nice shiggy; a boa; an addition to thehash shit; and a visitor who flashed himself more than KGB, Pelvis Chestley,Yours Truly, and Hot Soxxx combined (when at the weekend).
The hills were a bitch, though. Donkey wasn't there, but his house mate, JustRachel, was. She would have been named had someone actually come up withsomething good. Anal Geezus graced us with his presence. Whiff tried to breakmy camera, though he feels I tried to. He's wrong, it was him, by shaking theshelf it was on dropping it down ten feet into some mulch. Giant Ankle and hislovely wife Laura made the best hash food ever. Runs With Bulls visited fromEvery Day Is Wednesday; he's in town because he's a genius and Mensa likes him. He showd his penis a whopping 29 times, according to the last count. I tried topass the hash shit on, but failed (go figure). Giant Ankle's wife is kinda hot.Sherpes arrived late and left early, but not before eating. Fantastic Fourskinwas about a mile ahead of us at all times. Kunt Fu Weasel has big nipples. Reptyle's Boa snuck up my kilt said hello to my boys. I was sitting downrelaxing and jumped about a foot in the air from that. Reptyle saw thistranspiring, but couldn't resist, so he did nothing to stop it. Then helaughed. Fucker.
Then the hash went in peace. Shit hash indded!